Geeze....well look who's back. It's the 'sorry mutt that can't duel his way out of a paper bag'.

I wonder who the hell said that[/sarcastic remark].

Anyways, yes. You thought I was dead. You thought wrong. I bet Kaiba though I was dead =_= Tch. Asshole.

Well, I'm not dead as you can see. I've decided to update for many reasons..some of which I just can't think of o_o.

It's gett cold out no? Almost winter/Christmas. Can't wait. I'll be sure to give Kaiba a big fat lump of coal. Nah, he doesn't even deserve that much.

Well.....I'm not sure what to write about....BUT I HAVE A JOU FACT! That's good enough right? :3

((OOC: It's actually my birthday in like 5 days [the 15th]. Yay 17th birthday.]

Jou fact 11: Don't talk to your parents when they're pissed off. It'll only piss you off too. I know from much experience.

o_o Hmmm.....hmmmm.......hnmmmm......HMMMMMMMMM

Alright alright. xD I'll tell you what I did on April Fools day. *coughs* First off, yes I'm sick again ._. Doesn't it suck? Actually, sucks and blows <.< Haha.

So like, I was walking around on Saturday at the mall (April 1st duh) and I actually bumped into Kaiba there. He was buying something for Mokuba. (Now this is the part I didn't tell you, Jenny XP It was in a STORE) I walked up to him in the middle of the store, got right up in his face and said..........

''Oh wow Kaiba..I've never relized how sexy you look under that bad ass CEO attitude. DATE ME! I'm a fanBOY!''

I swear everyone in that store was looking at me xDD It was worth it to embarass the hell outta him. So then he's like ''..........Wheeler...I knew you were a gay..and an idiot. NEVER ask me such an OBSEEN question ever again. Though the sexy part I won't complain about. Just the fact that you said it -_-''

>:D Muwha. Of course I said afterwards it was a joke, if he thought I was serious >.> And Mokie was like ''WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE HELL. Alright Seto let's go ._.''

Jou fact 10: Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

>_O No way man....no WAY

T___T THOSE ASSHOLES KIDNAPPED MY CUTE LITTLE PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

......but I got him back ^_^ I'm glad he wasn't hurt > < I can't believe that they held him hostage! I found that dog when I was being kicked into an alley way 3 years ago <.< Like, right after I met Yug.

*sighs* Poochi T^T He's at home now. IN HIS BED WHERE HE BELONGS

n_n Anyways, I'm gonna spend some time with him now.

Jou fact 9: Don't let your pets wonder around the streets anymore. They'll get petnapped T_T

Oheeyyoos .___. Jou's gonna be gone for a bit...AGAIN. T T Yes it truely sucks. Apparently someone I know got kidnapped, but I'm not sure who yet o_O I just got a call that said ''Is this Jounouchi Katsuya?'' so I said ''...Yes...o_o?'' ''WE HAVE A GUN, HOSTAGE, AND A SHARP PENCIL! You know this person, so unless you don't want us poking their eyes out, get your ass over to the harbour inhouses.''

O__O I'd never want anyones eyes poked out...that's just gross. And they wouldn't be able to see my handsome face. Oh god I hope it's not Yug > < Or like..Mai o_o OR HONDA. Wait...if it's Honda I say let him go blind. Then he won't be able to set eyes on Serenity again >:D Hahahah....*coughs* Ok ok sorry > > *laughs anyways*

So yes, I must be off to save this person and I won't be back for maybe a week or so o___o

Until then, LATERS YA'LL :D

P.S: I'll comment everyone back as SOON as I return. If you can remember what we were talking about xD

Jou fact 8: If you think your place is being robbed and you can't sound the alarm, then there's probably a good chance that you AREN'T in any danger at all. USE COMMON SENSE.

*yawns* Waah T__T My break's basically over. Since it's the weekend it doesn't count anymore > <

And Jou's having a friend over today :D W00t. It's certainly not Otogi =.=; *still pissed off about the dress thing*

Blah x___x I'm seriously tired...I can't type anything. That's sad. Sad day for Jou. ._. But hey out of randomness 'cause I'm bored..look what I have :D I was a cute little munchkin. Erhm...minus the BEWD plushie *sweatdrop*

Jou fact 7: .........if ever you can't think of anything to say, maybe you just shouldn't 'cause you might randomly say something stupid.